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I will be going out with Irish tonight to celebrate Audrina2.0's birthday tonight.
Requirements as follows:
-Bebe Gift Card
-spending at least $60 plus dinner and taking the L plus a taxie is enough of a gift we decided
-tight jeans
-semi slutty top (married + freezing below 0 temps make for a safety first night)
-according to Irish, Audrina and Co. will be wearing hoochie dresses. I will now be wearing some sort of skirt and boots and thank god for my long Michaels Kors winter coat.
-$40 to get in and drink all night
-good dinner so as not be drunk fast
-my 'nice, lets get along with everyone' attitude

Predictions for the night:
-seeing who will make out with more people Irish or Audrina2.0. (both have sort of bf's so this should be interesting)

-me being slightly uncomfortable at first with Audrina's Trixie friends. (Trixies are typically depicted as "social climbing, marriage-minded, money-hungry young ladies that seem to flock to the upwardly-mobile neighborhood of Lincoln Park."^[1] Another description calls them "the women with Kate Spade bags for every day of the week; the ex-sorority girls still lusting after big, dumb jocks; the women who go to law school to find husbands.")
-don't forget the "bros" or "Chads" (attending private prep school, receiving a BMW for his 16th birthday, obtaining a law degree from a Big Ten University, moving to Lincoln Park, marrying a Trixie, and then moving back to the North Suburbs.")

-coming home along, semi drunk=wishing i could drunk dial the Israeli and engage in some steamy phone sex.
-will have to settle for vibrator
-late night food + episodes of the office
-puppy cuddling with my bella!!

Wish me luck guys. I haven't been out with the all american chicago post college kids in a while.